Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.

Robin Sharma (via pureblyss)

deep as fuck

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flarp-karkat:

If a person tells you they’re ace, do.NOT.under.any.circumstances see it as a challenge to “make them sexual”.

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miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

(via mutantpunk)

Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting. — (via hefuckin)

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1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?



christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

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gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

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