editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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(via stability)

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via mutantpunk)

throughthexhole:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

Space Jam 2 is looking great

throughthexhole:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

Space Jam 2 is looking great

(via realbadrobot)

When it’s just assumed that you’re free to work over the weekend.

wemaketv:

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{Happy “Friday!”  Thanks for the submission, Michael}

(via realbadrobot)

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(via realbadrobot)

heyheyjuhkay:

Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

(via im-an-adult-lol)

Because I am not the type of
person someone falls in love with.

(via acceptvnce)

I’m not even close

(via gotttaletithappen)

(via awkward-potatoe2)

Damn, I feel this on a spiritual level.

Damn, I feel this on a spiritual level.

(via im-an-adult-lol)